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18.7.09

Results Anugerah Planet Muzik 2009

As i browsed thru gua.com.my, i finally saw the list of Anugerah Planet Muzik 2009 nominees. I really hope for the best!!.. Good Luck All..!!
After watching APM a while ago, here's the results.
KEPUTUSAN ANUGERAH PLANET MUSIK 2009 [ MSIA, INDON, SPORE ]

Persembahan Vokal Terbaik Dalam Lagu Untuk Artis Baru Lelaki (Best Vocal
Performance In A Song By A New Male Artiste):
  1. Afgan – Terima Kasih Cinta
  2. Aizat – Hanya Kau Yang Mampu (WINNER)
  3. Dirly – Sampai Ke Ujung Dunia
  4. LoBow – Kau Cantik Hari Ini
  5. Nubhan – Ada Untukmu

Persembahan Vokal Terbaik Dalam Lagu Untuk Artis Baru Wanita (Best Vocal Performance In A Song By A New Female Artiste):
  1. Aura Kasih – Mari Bercinta
  2. Ayu – Hanya Di Mercu - (WINNER)
  3. Cinta Laura – Hey Baby!
  4. Nana – Lafaz
  5. Stacy – Aku Stacy
  6. Yuna – Dan Sebenarnya

Persembahan Vokal Terbaik Dalam Lagu Untuk Duo / Kumpulan Baru (Best Vocal Performance In A Song By A New Duo / Group):
  1. D’ Masiv – Cinta Ini Membunuhku
  2. Hello – Ular Berbisa
  3. Hujan – Pagi Yang Gelap
  4. Kotak – Beraksi
  5. ST12 – P.U.S.PA. (WINNER)
Kolaborasi Terbaik Dalam Lagu (Best Collaboration In A Song):
  1. Be’te – Dewiq Feat. Ipang
  2. Bersamamu – Malique Feat. Dunia Arif
  3. Hikayat Cintaku – Glenn Fredly Feat. Dewi Persik
  4. KepadaNYA – Taufik Batisah Feat. Hady Mirza
  5. Mantera Beradu – Malique Feat. M. Nasir
  6. Sujud – Mawi Feat. KRU
Artis Lelaki Terbaik (Best Male Artiste):
  1. Afgan – Confession No. 1 (WINNER)
  2. Aizat – Percubaan Pertama
  3. Reshmonu – Harapan
  4. Taufik Batisah – Suria Hatiku
  5. Tompi – My Happy Life
Artis Wanita Terbaik (Best Female Artiste):
  1. Bunga Citra Lestari – Tentang Kamu (WINNER)
  2. Misha Omar – Misha Omar
  3. Mulan Jameela – Mulan Jameela
  4. Nikki – Hawa
  5. Siti Nurhaliza – Lentera Timur
Duo / Kumpulan Terbaik (Best Duo / Group):
  1. Andra & The Backbone – Season 2
  2. Hujan – Hujan
  3. Kotak – Kedua
  4. ST12 – PU.S.PA
  5. Yovie & Nuno – The Special One - (WINNER)

Lagu Terbaik
(Best Song):


  1. Dia Milikku – Yovie & Nuno (The Special One)
  2. Laskar Pelangi – Nidji (Laskar Pelangi Official Soundtrack) -WINNER
  3. Matahariku – Agnes Monica (Sacredly Agnezious)
  4. Pagi Yang Gelap – Hujan (Hujan)
  5. Terima Kasih Cinta – Afgan (Confession No. 1)
  6. Terserah – Glenn Fredly (Glenn Fredly Private Collection)
Album Terbaik (Best Album):
  1. Confession No. 1 – Afgan (WINNER)
  2. Hujan – Hujan
  3. Kedua – Kotak
  4. Percubaan Pertama – Aizat
  5. The Special One – Yovie & Nuno


Artis Singapura Paling Popular (Most Popular Singapore Artiste):
  1. Aliff Aziz
  2. Fauzie Laily
  3. Hady Mirza
  4. Hyrul Anuar
  5. Imran Ajmain
  6. Merah
  7. Nurun Nuwarrah
  8. Sleeq
  9. Taufik Batisah (WINNER)
  10. The Sallys
  11. Zaibaktian
Artis Malaysia Paling Popular (Most Popular Malaysian Artiste):
  1. Aizat (WINNER)
  2. Anuar Zain
  3. Bunkface
  4. Estranged
  5. Faizal Tahir
  6. Hujan
  7. Mawi
  8. Meet Uncle Hussein
  9. Misha Omar
  10. Siti Nurhaliza
  11. Stacy
  12. Yuna
Artis Indonesia Paling Popular (Most Popular Indonesian Artiste):
  1. Afgan
  2. Agnes Monica
  3. Bunga Citra Lestari
  4. D’Masiv
  5. Gita Gutawa
  6. Hijau Daun
  7. Kotak
  8. Nidji
  9. ST12
  10. The Changcutters
  11. Ungu
  12. Yovie & Nuno (WINNER)
Artis Serantau Paling Popular (Most Popular Regional Artiste)
  1. Singapore: AhliFiqir, Aliff Aziz, Hady Mirza & Taufik Batisah
  2. Malaysia: Faizal Tahir, Hujan, Meet Uncle Hussein, Siti Nurhaliza -(WINNER)
  3. Indonesia: Afgan, Agnes Monica, Nidji, ST12, Yovie & Nuno
Lagu Singapura Paling Popular (Most Popular Singapore Song):
  1. Andai – Merah
  2. Berserah – Taufik Batisah
  3. Gelora Jiwa – Raven
  4. Impianku – Didicazli Feat. Sleeq (WINNER)
  5. Kau Ingin Ku Miliki – Nurun Nuwarrah
  6. Lafaz – Nana
  7. Lelaki Baru – Zaibaktian
  8. Novela Cinta – Ross Revalina
  9. Pilihan Aku – Sleeq
  10. Rela Setia – Didicazli
  11. Sementara – Cradle
  12. Teman Istimewa – Taufik Batisah
Lagu Malaysia Paling Popular (Most Popular Malaysia Song):
  • Hanya Kau Yang Mampu - Aizat (WINNER)
Lagu Indonesia Paling Popular (Most Popular Indonesia Song):
  • Kuil Cinta - Slank (Winner)

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10.2.09

B.I.C.Y.C.L.E

Do you wanna know what is it all about? hehehhee... yeah Upin & Ipin 4th Episode, Part II get it here if you missed watching it at Channel 9

28.1.09

Beer O'Clock: Talking when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Thanks, but I don't want another drink.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't try to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I really must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

10.1.09

17 Signs when you love someone

SEVENTEEN:
You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:
You read their Texts and Mms Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:
You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They're all you think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when
you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them!

THREE:
While reading this, there'll be one person in your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing

4.1.09

J.Lo, Anthony Near Breakup

(Newser) – J.Lo and Marc Anthony were spotted Tuesday night feeding each other meatballs and kissing at a Beverly Hills restaurant, but US Weekly isn't buying: the tab suspects the show of affection is an effort to stem rumors of a crisis in their marriage: Both have been galavanting around solo sans wedding rings in recent weeks, and complaining about each other to pals. He says she's making him miserable, she says he's too controlling.
“He’s very, very controlling of her,” a friend tells US. “The skirts aren’t as short. You don’t see so much of that booty anymore.” Lopez, who used to adore Anthony’s machismo, is now more interested in motherhood. She also blames him for her career going “down the tubes,” says another pal. El Cantante, in which the duo co-starred, grossed a mere $7.5 million—half the salary Lopez once earned per movie

1.1.09

Dick Clark, 79, is still rockin' New Year's Eve

By JEFF WILSON
Associated Press


LOS ANGELES (AP) — Four years after a stroke, Dick Clark is relishing the prospect of another New Year's Eve celebration, determined to appear for his 36th year in Times Square. And he's hardly surprised by the current state of the music industry he helped build — he predicted this, after all.

Clark, who turned 79 last month and has been in front of the cameras for 61 years, said in a recent interview by e-mail that his involvement in "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2009," diminished though it may be, is a labor of love and "not really a job."

"Obviously, I'm not able to be as actively involved as I used to be out on the street, up on a platform and interacting with the crowds in Times Square" in New York, Clark wrote. "Thank goodness my friend Ryan Seacrest is able to handle that end of the activity on the show these days.

ABC-TV's 3 1/2-hour live extravaganza will include performances by Natasha Bedingfield, Fall Out Boy, Jesse McCartney, Ne-Yo, Pussycat Dolls, Solange and Robin Thicke. Fergie hosts the Hollywood segments.

Clark woke up with right-side paralysis on Dec. 6, 2004 — "Your life changes overnight," he said. (Regis Philbin filled in for Clark on the New Year's Eve show that year.) Clark still uses a walker or wheelchair, and speaking is difficult.

"I am one of the fortunate ones who survived and have been minimally impaired, so I'm just thankful I'm still able to enjoy this once-a-year treat of bringing in the New Year."

The "American Bandstand" icon and longtime producer of the American Music Awards, Academy of Country Music Awards and Golden Globes has long considered them "my television kids."

He's also watched their ratings plummet in recent years.

"There was a time when they attracted a huge audience," Clark wrote. "The audiences have dropped off as the years have gone by because of increasing television competition.

"What we are seeing is more and more talent and less emphasis on people getting awards. Television's award shows have now become gigantic showcases for variety."

Clark was there at the birth of rock 'n' roll ("American Bandstand" kicked off July 9, 1956), and he's watched dramatic changes in the music industry. Not that those changes would come as much of a surprise.

"I can remember writing an article several years ago where I let my imagination run wild," Clark wrote. "I said we'd see the day when music is delivered directly to our homes, and delivered to us in some form of wireless communication.

"The fun of actually holding a record in our hands will disappear and we'll all have our own individual library of our favorite songs that we'll listen to at home, at work, in the car wherever we happen to go."

These days, Clark divides his time between his Malibu home and Burbank office. There's an hourlong therapy session each morning, then he answers mail and phone calls, attends meetings and reads.

The day ends with his devoted wife Kari.

"My wife and I may join friends for dinner at a restaurant, attend a movie or just grab a bite to eat by ourselves away from home," Clark wrote. "Occasionally, we'll attend a music concert. Recently we've seen Barry Manilow, Bette Midler, Frankie Valli and Cher."

3.10.08


The newly married man Usher has drawn himself into a controversy with his new video "Trading Places". Mediatakeout out forth allegations saying the love scenes in his video were far too steamy. The Usher Trading Places video directed by Chris Robinson sure is quite hot.

A source said Usher's intimate acts with the woman were disrespectful to his wife Tameka Foster who's rumored to be pregnant
SO.. WHAT?? LET HIM BE..IT'S HIS MUSIC VIDEO AND HIS FANS STILL LOVE HIM DOWH...!! laaalallLallalLlLLlalallalaa.a.lalala.a..

1.9.08

Virgo is August 22 - September 23,

VIRGO AND ARIES
Virgo can be intrigued by Aries's audaciousness, but Virgo's prudent ways soon clash with Aries's colorful personality. They have difficulty communicating, because Virgo wants to talk and Aries wants to act. Their arguments will probably be more passionate than their lovemaking. Aries will think Virgo is inhibited; Virgo will consider Aries impulsive and wild. Aries likes a flamboyant social life. Virgo is happy with quiet, intellectual friends. Aries is also the type to bring out Virgo's worst habits of nit-picking and nagging. Exit romance.

VIRGO AND TAURUS
Virgo is analytical while Taurus is sensuous, but Taurus's strong passions can spark Virgo. If that happens, they make lovely love. Practical, down-to-earth, satisfied with the tried-and-true, these two have much in common. Both try to build for a secure future, both are homebodies, both share a fondness for money. Virgo's rational approach and Taurus's persistence are also a good moneymaking combination. Auguries couldn't be more promising.

VIRGO AND GEMINI
They are attracted to each other because of a mutual interest in intellectual ideas. Both have active minds, but the rapport ends there. Gemini's amorous nature Is too impulsive and unstable to suit Virgo. Gemini dismisses Virgo as a stick-in-the-mud. Virgo considers Gemini irresponsible and adolescent. Gemini needs freedom to pursue its varied interests. Virgo resents this, and will nag and try to dominate. Gemini will soon stray to other lovers.

VIRGO AND CANCER
A stimulating affair, for they arouse each other's beneath-the-surface sensuality. Cancer isn't too forceful, which suits Virgo fine. And the little attentions won't be neglected, which suits Virgo even better. Cancer is affectionate and sentimental, and that makes Virgo feel secure. This couple also likes money and domestic comfort, and Cancer's dependency fits perfectly with Virgo's protectiveness. On the downside, both tend to be overcritical. On the upside, each draws the other out of its shell.

VIRGO AND LEO
Highly physical Leo takes it as a personal affront if Virgo doesn't match its leonine ardor. Virgo's passive and reserved nature frustrates Leo and leads to quarrels. Virgo isn't quick to hand out praise, and Leo lives on nothing but. Leo is a spendthrift, Virgo is careful with pennies. They're both very independent, but Leo exhibits this in a temperamental way while Virgo is very private. Virgo simply will not be dominated by tyrannical Leo, and always has its guard up. This affair has a shorter life than a May fly.


VIRGO AND VIRGO
All is smooth sailing as long as these perfectionists curb their instincts for finding fault. Actually, they bring out the very best in each other. They are responsible, sensitive, intelligent, and take love seriously. They also share passions of the mind, and will never bore each other. important things in Both think that there are more' life than sex; they may end up just talking in bed. There will probably be a continual contest over who is leader, but they have too much else in common for that to matter.

VIRGO AND LIBRA
Libra is too frivolous and shallow for Virgo's taste. Libra enjoys spending money, going to parties, and being the center of attention. Virgo criticizes and makes Libra feel unloved. Libra may tap Virgo's hidden sensuality but their personalities are altogether too different for real compatibility. Virgo will try to curb and dominate Libra's fickle and outer-directed nature. Virgo is reserved and practical, and Libra views this as a personal rebuff. Libra will soon drift away in search of more fun-loving companions.

VIRGO AND SCORPIO
Sensual Scorpio keeps trying to entice Virgo into ever bolder sexual adventures. But Virgo is pleased because Scorpio is also possessive and fiercely loyal, which makes Virgo feel loved and protected. They also admire each other's minds. Virgo is logical, intellectual, analytical. Scorpio is imaginative, visionary, perceptive. Each sometimes has trouble expressing real feelings: Scorpio is volatile but secretive; Virgo is self-restrained and reserved. There may be some conflict about who runs things, but Virgo's willingness to compromise keeps Scorpio tractable.

VIRGO AND SAGITTARIUS
These two are like the grasshopper and the ant. Sagittarius's free spirit has nothing in common with hardworking Virgo. Sagittarius has a reckless gambler's spirit, while Virgo carefully builds for future security. Both are intellectual signs but the way their minds work clashes with each other. Sagittarius is expansive and extravagant, while Virgo prefers a simple, ordered, and unpretentious life. Sagittarius considers Virgo's sexual attitudes rather prudish, and won't stay long in one bedroom anyway.

VIRGO AND CAPRICORN
A harmonious pair. Capricorn's ambition and drive for success meshes well with Virgo's perfectionism and energy. Both are diligent, disciplined, and have a sense of purpose. They admire one another and take great pride in pleasing each other. Both need respect and approval (though neither will confess this), and each intuitively gives the other exactly that. Sexual compatibility becomes a mutual achievement; in lovemaking, though, Capricorn usually takes the lead. [ i like...! i like....]

VIRGO AND AQUARIUS
They are both rational, intellectual, and tend to view love in the abstract but the similarity ends there. Aquarius has venturesome ideas and thinks Virgo unresponsive or cold. Actually, each has a distant quality: Virgo is cautious about emotional giving; Aquarius's thoughts are in the far-off clouds. Aquarius is interested in other people, in causes, and in setting the world right. Virgo seeks personal achievement and financial security. Aquarius is outgoing, inventive, a visionary. Virgo is reserved, prudent, and very practical about its ambitions. This couple may not even make it as friends.

VIRGO AND PISCES
To Virgo, love means security and mental compatibility. To Pisces, love is a sweeping, all-enveloping emotion. At first Virgo is powerfully attracted to Pisces, as opposites often are: sentimental, in-love-with-love Pisces is very intriguing to Virgo, and Pisces is fascinated by Virgo's incisive, analytical mind. However, disillusion quickly sets in. Pisces's extravagance, secretiveness, and dreaminess frustrate pragmatic, orderly Virgo. Also, Virgo isn't likely to adapt to some of Pisces's sexual preferences.

29.6.08

Am I a Passionate Lover...?


The passionate Lover
.
Love to bust.
Nice.
Sassy.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Predict future.
Irresistible, awesome kisser.
Loves being in long relationships.
Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.
BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy. Coolest.
Extremely fun.
Loves to joke.
Loves to be your first so you'll never forget.
Smart.

16.6.08

Kanye Booed at Bonnaroo

by:Josh Grossberg

The Bonnaroo boobirds were out in full force for Kanye West this weekend.

The Grammy winner walked onto the festival stage nearly two hours past his scheduled 2:45 a.m. performance time Sunday morning and was greated by bleary-eyed fans' chorus of boos and chants of "Kanye sucks."

West was originally set to kick things off at 8:15 p.m., but because he wanted to make the most of his Glow-in-the-Dark Tour's lighting show, the hip-hopster's camp asked to push back the gig to 2:45 a.m. following Pearl Jam's show.


However, the Seattle grunge rockers' gig lasted an hour longer than planned, with Eddie Vedder and bandmates not wrapping until 1:15 a.m. Then there was an extended break while Pearl Jam's roadies disassembled the band's stage and West's crew set up his own elaborate backdrop, a glow-in-the-dark spaceship along with undulating black platform and raised video screen.

Organizers posted a message via Jumbotron that the "Can't Tell Me Nothing" rapper wouldn't be taking the stage until 3:15 a.m., then 3:30. When 4:15 a.m. rolled around and still no West, the antsy crowd began hurling glow sticks at the stage and screaming anti-West sentiments. Bonnaroo officials didn't help the matter, not informing festivalgoers why the changeover was taking so long.

West finally made his entrace at 4:30 a.m., but by then, many exhausted attendees had had enough and returned to their tents.

Apparently, they didn't miss too much.

Judging by online reviews, West's performance didn't stand out from the 150 acts performing at the four-day musical campout. In fact, it was a yawner.

"He was two hours late, cut his show short, didn't once acknowlegde the crowd that waited two hours on an already late show, not even a wave goodbye...I'm no longer a Kanye fan, huge disappointment," one fan wrote at the music blog Stereogum.com.

"It's not the stage hands' fault; that stage was set up for well over an hour before Kanye decided to grace us with his presence," wrote another attendee on VillageVoice.com. "The next time he holds that finger up and proclaims himself as #1, I hope someone tells him what he can do with that finger."

Per festival reports, West failed to even acknowledge his tardiness.

The bad vibes carried over to Sunday's daytime slate, when during his set pedal-steel guitar virtuoso Robert Randolph groused about West's behavior, prompting fans to reprise the "Kanye sucks" chant.

1.5.08

Bluetooth Handsfree Car Kit + MP3 Player

This incredible little gadget has managed to combine two of the most important technologies in your car and build them into one device. The Bluetooth FM transmitter will pair with your mobile phone allowing you to converse with others with the attached microphone and listen on your cars speakers by using the FM transmitter! You can also listen to your MP3 collection over the FM transmitter, it is as simple as tuning the radio to the frequency on the display of this unit. When you answer a call your music will be paused automatically and when the call is ended the music will resume. This product is easy to install, simply plug it in to your cigar lighter, choose a frequency for the unit, tune your radio and your set. The unit also features rewind, pause and fast forward controls for simple music navigation. In the age of Bluetooth a handsfree car kit has become a necessity, and by pairing this one to an FM MP3 transmitter you can listen to your tunes and never miss a phone call!

28.3.08

Sex Positions by Sign

Sex. There are a zillion ways to do it, right? But what works for one person may not work for another. If you want to make the most of your time between the sheets (or on the floor, or in the shower, or wherever else you dare to do it!), astrology can help. A quick check of the elements (earth, air, fire water) and your sun sign can give you insight.
If you want a more indepth look, remember to check the placement of you and your lover's Mars (which rules sex) as well as your Sun signs in your astrological charts. That way, you'll get the most - ahem - bang for your buck.

Air Signs
Gemini, Libra and Aquarius are some of the most fickle lovers in the zodiac. That doesn't mean they stray - in fact, when they're in love they're as committed as almost any other mate (and those who are more committed can border on co-dependent, so if you're with an Air Sign, count your blessings!). However, a healthy dose of fantasy does go a long way with these heady types. Now this doesn't mean they want to be with anyone other than the lover they're with, it simply means that positions which invite the use of a little imagination (to whatever end) are sure to get them off!

So, if you're an Air Sign (or want to please one), give "reverse cowgirl" or the "sit down" position a go. Both of these require one partner to be on top of the other, facing in the opposite direction - so the bottom partner gets a view from behind. "Sit down" (wherein the passive partner lays back, legs up bicycle style), is a bit more acrobatic. Hence, flexible types may be in for a treat! Both positions offer unique stimulation for each partner and invite a little adventure without intense eye to eye contact. Maybe not ideal for those sessions when you're wanting to connect, but a great time when the lover on top wants to feel but not see and the bottom person wants a show!

Earth Signs
Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn are sensual lovers, this much is true. If anyone is going to get down and dirty, rooted in the moment with no awareness of any time other than the one they're in during sex, it's these earthy individuals. As such, they tend to enjoy athletic sex, and anything that keeps them fully engaged is sure to make their toes tingle.

So, if you're an Earth Sign (or you're doing the deed with one), try having sex standing up. Whether with one partner up against a wall (legs wrapped around their lovers waist) or - more challenging, but potentially more rewarding - inverted with the straddling partner bent backward, hands on the ground, the athleticism will be sure to engage your Earth Sign. And the bonus is that the unique angle will be sure to give both partners an unforgettable sensual experience!

Water Signs
If any element is known for deep sexual intensity, it's the Water Signs. Everyone knows Scorpio is a sexual stinger, but the same is true of Pisces (who can get lost in their lovers) and Cancer (who seeks out partners that will crack their shells). What these watery ones have in common is a desire for emotional connection via sexual pleasure. Water Signs want to plumb the depths in the bedroom - and beyond.

As such, if you're aiming to seduce a Water Sign (or looking for a new way to satisfy yourself as a Pisces, Cancer or Scorpio), then "Coital Alignment Technique" is for you. The main focus here is maximum stimulation for both partners - inside and out where experts claim simultaneous orgasm is more likely with this position than any other. Just remember, intense experience is the key for Water Signs.

To give CAT a try, start with missionary position, but allow the top partner to put all their weight into their pelvis. The bottom partner should wrap their legs around the top, ankles resting on their calves. Bored with the basics? Try "Starfish," where both partners lie back with heads in opposite directions, legs in scissor position, for a similar effect.

Fire Signs
On the other hand, animalistic is the order of the day for fierce Aries, Leo and Sagittarius - and seducing a Fire Sign (or attaining maximum sexual pleasure if you are one) comes from a sense of adventure… perhaps even aggression. If Earth Signs like athletic sex, Fire Signs like an actual conquest. They want to win at everything - and sex is no different. As such, imploring the techniques of triumph are the way to a Fire Sign's heart - and orgasm!

What does this mean? If you want to play with fire (whatever your side of the game), two positions will produce sure-fire sparks: "doggy style" (especially for men) and "woman on top" (especially for women). Think about it - the key with Fire Signs is putting them in a power position. Whether it's to be on display (Leo women may be particularly fond of getting in the saddle), to watch yourself dominate (Aries men are especially fond of taking their mates from behind), or to be dominated so you can get a taste of the other side (Sagittarius, afterall, is the zodiac's adventurer), some combination of these two postures will be sure to keep the embers burning.

courtesy from : californiapsychic

20.3.08

Spears set for 'South Park'

Britney Spears is to appear on US TV comedy 'South Park'.

The pop singer will join Marilyn Manson and Tom Cruise among the stars who have been parodied on the cult cartoon series, when her likeness appears in an episode which airs in America today.

In the episode, 'South Park' regulars Stan and Kyle take on a mission to get troubled Spears to the North Pole. [hey.. north-pole..? it's where i am now...!! huhuuu...star tower..star tower...]

In a news release, a spokesman for the show says: "Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park when the boys have a run-in with her.

"Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney's celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes."

source from : ireland-online

28.2.08

Rooster's FengShui - 2008 The year of Rat

General

This year, you are especially popular and there will be much socializing to do this year. Everybody wants to be your friend. Everybody wants to be part of your projects. Everybody wants to be associated with you one way or another. This is a great time to build rapport, to meet new people and to be involved in teamwork. If you are in sales or business, this is a perfect time to increase your client base or to build your contacts. During this great time, there is one lurking potential danger that might cause a downfall in your good luck. It is that there are also signs of vices such as gambling, drinking, smoking etc. Do not engage in a moment’s pleasure that might cause you a lifetime’s regret. This year, there is also much gossip and rumours revolving around you. Do not participate in it. Always be responsible for your words and actions. Do not push your luck and get involved in illegal activities. Also do not get involved with people that you should not be around with.

Career

This is a good year in terms of career. You are be welcomed by your peers, vendors and clients. It is a great time to build rapport, to increase you client base and to participate in teamwork. Most of the time you will realize that your popularity is so strong that your colleagues or peers will volunteer to do the work for you. There will also be more entertaining this year. It is important not to indulge too much in it. Always uphold your professionalism and utilize your popularity in a positive way. There is a high chance that there are some office rumours about you flying around. Do not get involved in any “indecent proposals”.

Wealth

Your wealth luck is good this year. There is a good chance that you will be able to increase your savings this year. However, there are a few possibilities to foil you plans. One is that there is a high tendency that you might overspend on entertainment and socializing. Another is also not to get involved with illegal activities or people that you should not be with or else you might need to spend a huge amount to buy yourself out of trouble.

Relationship

For those in relationships, there is a high tendency that there will be a third party or the relationships may be hurt by rumours and gossip. It is important to be faithful, honest and maintain clear communication with your spouse or partner. If any misunderstandings arise, try to clear the air soon. Do not take your spouse or partner for granted. For those who are single, this is a great time for you to get out there and meet new people. There is a high chance that you will meet that special someone.

Health

Do not overindulge in drinking, overeating and staying up late. Do not drink and drive. Remember that maintaining a healthy lifestyle will prolong your popularity and good luck. If you have elders at home, take care of their health and safety.


People

People will like to gossip and spread rumours about you because you are the hot topic of the town. There is a price to pay for being famous. You are responsible to keep your image and watch yourself closely. Even if you do not, many curious pairs of eyes and ears will not stop prying into your matters.

Action?
Place a Hematite, Pagoda, prosperity garden and Amber in your office or room. You should pray /solat to enhance your fortune in areas such as wealth, health, relationships and career and to lessen your difficulties. Don't trust fengshui too much ar..

23.2.08

Detecting Wireless Camera

Shieldbug is a wireless spy camera detector. Shieldbug is compact, light, handy, battery operated and simple to use, effectively scans for hidden wireless pin-hole spy cameras. Similar in size to a car remote control, it fits easily into pockets, handbags, and purse. Simply scan the area where you would expect privacy for your peace of mind and prevention of you being spied on, videoed or photographed.
Features
* High sensitivity detection and isolation of RF signals * Minimal rate of false alarms from nearby base stations * No interference from/to mobile phones and wireless internet devices * Highly effective indoors and enclosed areas * Compact, light, trendy design * Dual warning indication
Specification
* Size : 60mm x 40mm x 15mm * Weight : 25 grams * Material: ABS * Power : 1 X CR2032 lithium battery * Colours : Green, Yellow, Blue, Red * Detection Distance : up to 7-10 metres * Detection Frequency : 1.2GHz to 2.4GHZ * Warning Indication E : LED display & beep tone * Use Temperature y : -10ºC to 40ºC

20.2.08

ex-KISS 's Sex Tape

Locals..Internationals.. World..duhh..!!@&,,, denial pep.
Like we don't have enough celebrity sex tape scandals, the latest number to start circulating online is the Gene Simmons sex tape. If you are willing to pay the $10 membership, today you could enjoy watching the Kiss legend Gene Simmons with a blonde woman, who is claimed to be an Australian model by the name of Elisa, promoting Frank's Energy Drink. According to rumors, the two met while working on a promo for the named energy drink and things got heated.

In the alleged Gene Simmons sex tape, a man baring a very close resemblance to the Kiss frontman is having sex with a blond woman, who apparently is not his long time partner, the former Playboy model Shannon Tweed. The video is being promoted by a website called GenesSecret.com and a day's membership would run the Gene Simmons fan $9.95. Apparently the former Kiss star is furious over the sex tape and denies that the man in the video is him.

~~source from : ogpaper

naper dorang neh tak nak ngaku ek? sounds like me, but it's not me. but i have the same shirt that man is wearing... ! hey.., gila ek?



19.2.08

Ida Nerina Hires a Lawyer?

Glance thru kosmo newspaper and i saw ida nerina's pic. she's going to hire a lawyer. i hv not seen the video so.. i can't say that she's the one.. [anybody ? hv u watched the video?... ] and the guy, 'orang minyak' guy?? arrgghh!! ! .. i read in the net about 'orang minyak' and his marriage is on the rock! rolling.. rolling.. hhuhuuuu.. this is wut they call life after marriage..
[tis guy is not fauzi nawawi ...he is the bangla orang pam minyak kat petronas]

18.2.08

How Happy Are YOu?

* Check all that apply to you or that you agree with*
[ie. Yup, Yes, Yeah.. if u agreed. or Nope, No, Hell No..if u disagree.]
* When you think about people in your life, you tend to think of those you care about and love. Yup
* You think life is getting better all the time. Yup
* When it comes to work or school, you enjoy a challenge. Yup
* You rarely compare your clothes, money, or possessions to those of your friends. Yup
* You enjoy giving to others, unconditionally. Yup
* You enjoy being around people. Yup
* You feel like your life is on the right track. Yup
* You aren't afraid to stand up for what you believe. Yup
* There is enough time in your life to take care of yourself. Nope. Time flies when FUN is right in front of you yeeehaaaaaa..
* You have a strong positive attitude that has gotten you through tough times Yup
* When you feel confused, you just step back and remember that things will work themselves out. Yup
* If you fail at something, you try to make the most of the experience anyway. Yup
* You are proud of who you are. Yup
* You don't take yourself seriously. Not at all. Yup
* You believe that finding meaning and happiness in life is something you have to do for yourself. Yup
* Even if things are bad, you can find a reason to laugh. Yup
* Even when your life changes drastically, you are able to thrive. Yup
* You rather give a gift than receive one. Yup
* You feel like you can be yourself around your friends. Yup
* You let negative feelings go quickly. Yup
* You rarely feel lonely. Yup
* You feel like you have control over your life. Yup
* Over your life, you've learned a lot - and grown emotionally. Yup
* You could lose people you love (or be out of work) and still feel secure. Yup
* Life is good. You truly appreciate what you have. Yup


Yup~Yup!!

13.2.08

How To Live Alone

Living alone is coming out of the closet as more and more Americans find themselves....alone. You can tell the person who lives alone in the supermarket checkout line. They're the ones with a six pack of beer, a roll of toilet paper, and 27 tv dinners.
People live alone for a lot of reasons, mostly depressing. Divorce or a broken romance are the primary reasons. Serious inability to share space is another. Some people are cohabitationally challenged.
When one first finds themselves living alone, especially after being married for years, there are moments of outright terror. What if I die in my sleep? How long before anyone finds my body? Realistically, if you are renting, a month is the maximum, because the landlord will want his rent.
After a while, many people who live alone find that they actually like their singular status. There's no one to tell you to pick up your laundry, put down the toilet seat, throw away the newspapers, or take out the garbage.
The problem is, the laundry piles up, as do the newspapers and the garbage. Many people living alone find themselves increasingly buried in trash. And regarding clothes, there comes a point where there's nowhere to put the new clothes one buys to avoid doing laundry, and finally, one has got to figure out Laundromats.
The best advice for living alone is get a maid. After a while, you will wonder why you never had a maid in the first place. Maids generally put things away where you can't find them, which makes hunting for your stuff a weekly occupation. Keeps your mind off dreary things.
Some people living alone find they really like the peace and quiet, and begin to decorate their residences totally to their liking. There's no one to complain about your collection of Barbie Dolls or antenna balls.
Scientific studies have shown that, contrary to popular belief, people who live alone rarely have company. While the opportunity exists to party your fool head off, the reality is all that garbage piled up in your home means you'd have to keep the place clean to have visitors. Given a choice of cleaning or not having company, most loners prefer not cleaning.
Another good choice while living alone is to get a pet. Having to feed something on a regular basis keeps one from sleeping day and night.
The Internet is a wonderful time waster for loners. You can communicate for hours with total strangers, manufacturing any identity you like, while sitting alone in your underwear drinking beer. And don't underestimate the smutty newsgroups as a substitute for a sex life. Many loners use their singularity as an opportunity to work. Work keeps one's mind off singularity.
One of the greatest advantages of living alone is having a bathroom totally to yourself. You don't know what a joy it is to be able to take an hour long shower, or read the New York Times while sitting on the toilet, with absolutely no one beating on the door asking you to hurry up.
Another advantage of living alone is cable tv. Get as many movie channels as you can afford, and spend all your free time watching every movie ever made. And there's no one to fight you for control of the remote.
The real bummer of living alone is when you are sick. It is really nice to have someone around to minister to your ills...bring you coffee...take your temperature ...hold your hand. If only they wouldn't complain about what a nasty grouch you are when you are sick. What is really needed are hotels for the singular sick. Good looking male or female nurses to attend to you. Lots of cable movie channels.
For many people, living alone for a while cures them of their inability to cohabit with someone. No matter how disagreeable your roommate is, company may be preferred to complete alienation from society. There must be some correlation between how long one has lived unsuccessfully alone, and how successful they are in a subsequent relationship.
And remember, there's always 911 in an emergency, and the local suicide hot line if you are thinking of jumping out your window.

Copyright 1999 by Hugh Holub

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