Will Smith: I'll never divorce

The actor gives advice to newly engaged presenter Ellen DeGeneres

Will Smith is determined to make his marriage work, despite all the pitfalls in Tinseltown.

Jada Pinkett Smith, 36, became his 2nd wife 10 years ago and the couple have no intention of ever splitting up.

‘We're going to be together one way or the other so we might as well try to be happy,’ Will, 39, told Ellen DeGeneres on her chat show.

‘Divorce just can't be an option. It's really that simple. And I think that's the problem with LA – there are so many options. So a huge part of the success is that we just removed the other options.'

Ellen, 50, announced her engagement to actress Portia de Rossi, 35, on her show earlier this month. They began dating in December 2004.

source from : nowmagazine.co.uk/Rossanne Spencer

Is This Woman Insane?

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.
She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.
Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.
He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.
"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

-source from : ROXANA HEGEMAN, Associated Press Writer

Ida Nerina Hires a Lawyer?

Glance thru kosmo newspaper and i saw ida nerina's pic. she's going to hire a lawyer. i hv not seen the video so.. i can't say that she's the one.. [anybody ? hv u watched the video?... ] and the guy, 'orang minyak' guy?? arrgghh!! ! .. i read in the net about 'orang minyak' and his marriage is on the rock! rolling.. rolling.. hhuhuuuu.. this is wut they call life after marriage..
[tis guy is not fauzi nawawi ...he is the bangla orang pam minyak kat petronas]

What Do Men Look For In A Woman?

What Men Want
A definitive responsible to this is impossible and answers could go on forever. Every man has his own strengths and his own issues and insecurities. Moreover, men go through different stages of life and relationships have different stages. What men want in a woman varies widely.

a. Men want what they can't have.

b. Men look for health (physical, psychological, emotional, fiscal).
c. Men look for the outward appearance of physical health, e.g. clear, bright eyes, a body not too overweight and not too underweight, clean lustrous hair, clean nails, clean body, few if any blemishes.
d. Men want someone beautiful but "beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
e. Men want someone beautiful and we objectively know what this is. A Discovery health program stated that men overwhelmingly, crossculturally, cross generationally are visually attracted to women who have a 70% ratio from waist to hips. Meaning waist is 70% size of hips.

f. Men want a woman who is honest, who he can trust completely, who is not likely to sneak around and sleep around with other guys.
g. Someone with similar interests so they have something in common.
h. A woman who will make an effort to please him.
i. A woman who makes an effort to look her best.
j. An appreciation of the man's job.
k. Passion
l. A woman whose ego isn't bigger than her hairstyle.
m. A partner for his life.
n. A partner for his soul.
o. Someone who is caring. All men want to be looked after.
p. Someone who has faith in him.
q. A woman who is strong yet sometimes submissive.
r. A woman who is strong but does not have an attitude.
s. Someone who is not too loud.
t. Someone who won't nag him beyond reason.
u. A woman who challenges him and is full of the unexpected.
v. An interesting woman.
w. An intelligent woman.
x. A woman who is not dumb (mediocre intelligence is fine).
y. A woman who is smart enough to grasp new concepts.
z. Someone artistic or creative.
1. A woman can take care of herself without feeling that she has to compromise herself in a relationship.
2. Someone who suits their individual personality.
3. Some guys like an aggressive woman.
4. Some guys like silent and reserved type.
5. Someone in-shape/athletic.
6. Interdependence, so that you trust and need each other.
7. A sense of humor.
8. A woman with a nice laugh.
9. A positive personality.
10. Men want a woman who is comfortable with her own sexuality.
11. Someone up for action, or willing to get a litte kinky in the bedroom.
12. A positive personality
13. A talent and passion in something worthwhile.
14. Men respect and want a woman who knows her own mind; women who are true to themselves.
15. Someone relaxed and confident.
16. A woman with a good soul.
17. A woman who has a great smile and loves to laugh and be herself but can also be intelligent and serious.

[source : WikiAnswers]

i met my old fren

today i met mr seiko.. some ppl think he's weird but he's the best person to talk too...especially 'bout gadgets..hi-end things, audio, good money, etc. hehee.. no matter wut ppl says he's still a friend of mine and my cousin likes him too.

another guy named man mukh.. he's a talkative person although sometimes he loves to play online games but he feeds me loads of good information about general knowledge. i don't like to read much but i wish someone cud feed me with good infos bout new technology.

and one more guy mr 'apple' ..!! woah! he's da wizard..but not weirdo lor.. he taught me how to use mac. i hv mac mini which i bought it from him. hv not met him tis yer.. hahahaa.. coz i owe him 'paperwork'.. huargh!!!

and last but not least..mr syakir!! hehehhe.. cisco guy ke?!! he's weird too..and he's getting married this yer...woah! syakir....long time no see. sombonk. engaged lagiii.. huhuuu.

those are few guys that hv given me useful information but less entertainment. uhuks. well.. i need both world to fulfill my needs. har har.har mcm cha ya bai jek...we all need good info and a bit entertainment too.. kan?

[why laah most of my 'guy' fwenz all weird?? wut 'bout my 'gal' fwens?? hahahhaa.. ]

Top 10 Signs of a Cheating Man

1. Spends less time with you.

A cheating man must use the excuse of working long hours, extra meetings and dinners or other unexplained functions so he will have time with his “other” woman. [alarr.. mcm citer spaQ]

2. Isn’t as affectionate any more.

Your sex life in almost non-existent because of his other commitments. He doesn’t want to cuddle, watch a movie, hold hands or do many of the touchy things he used to. [dulu-dulu sblom dpt... pantang dekat, nak pelukkkkkkkkkkk jeks..tp skang tetiba panas la.. migrane la.. rimas la.. rupanyer papa bosan @ dah ada mama II kat opis..]

3. He changes his physical appearance.

A cheating man usually starts buying new clothes, gets a new hair style or begins working out because he wants to be attractive to the other woman in his life besides you. [ahaks.. bak kata lebohraya, tak menahan tu bila dah pakai baju 'marc anthony' kehkehkehee.. melawa siak!! rambut dulu belah tepi, skang dah mcm rambut laki victoria gitu..]

4. Car changes.

The passenger seat in the car has been moved or there is an unknown hair on the car seat. Perhaps the radio station is on an irregular station because that’s what she likes. [hahahaaa.. tang ni besh, sesaper yg tuanpunya diri berkaki pendek... tetiba semacam jek rasa seat kete yg laki dia bwk.. hah!!! haruslah gf dia berkaki panjang, perghhh,...!! terbau lak perfume yg bukan dia punya kat seat-belt tu.. ni kompem la laki hang bwk minah model mana tah..kehkehkeh..]

5. Change in temperament.

A cheating man becomes more short-tempered because of the guilty feelings as a result of the infidelity. Things that usually did not bother them suddenly start bothering them. [si bini tanya.. abang balik kul brapa?? tetiba laki dia melenting.. pd hal si bini nak masang kerang rebus kegemaran laki dia.. ha tu la tu, si laki tetiba rasa mcm bini nak control, maklumlah org dah buat salah]

6. A new fragrance.

A cheating man may smell of perfume, smoke or alcohol, especially if he hasn’t had time to change them from meeting with her. [ni jenis yg lembab a.k.a sengal.. nak menipu tp tak terel, kengkonon hebat ar tu]

7. Behavioral changes.

A cheating man frequently becomes defensive when questioned about his whereabouts. He may turn it around to accuse you of being insecure, possessive or snoopy. [ni lebih kurang mcm senario no. 5 tadi, laki dia menggelupur tetiba nak angin bila bini dia tanya...tadi abang lunch appointment ngan saper??]

8. Cell phone changes.

A cheating man can not leave his telephone turned on when with you because his other woman may phone him. He may leave the room to have a telephone conversation or say strange things after he picks up a message from his lover. Watch for calls in the middle of the night. If you have access to his telephone bill, check it closely. Look for repeated unknown numbers, times and durations. [huh...!! ni penah jd ngan ex-boss bonchitz. bila mlm jek, mula la silent ringer & vibrate lagik... pastu letak kt kain pelikat punya penggulung. sambil tgk tv ngan bini.. bila gf dia tpn.. laki dia jek la yg rasa 'getaran'nyer.. hahhahaha... yg kelakar tu, tv tetiba ada herotan, jadi bini sebok la ckp, takkan hp jiran sebelah bunyi.. tv kita ada herotan banggg??!]

9. Computer usage changes.

A cheating man may utilize a computer to seek out partners or communicate with. If your man is on his computer for long periods of time at night and he closes the door so you won’t see him, he may be communicating or chatting with his love interest. [yg case ni .. universal.. bkn suami jek yg bikin mcm ni, sang isteri yg cuba-cuba nak test saham pun mcm gini gak... bila laki yg setia dpt tau, mau lebam muka isteri. tapi bila isteri yg setia cuba-cuba tanya laki dia.. abang buat keje apa memalam guna komputer? abang dia jwb, hiskk awak ni jgn ganngu saya buat keje opis ni.. !! si bini pun menjawab.. eh! eh! abang ni..bila pulak security guard boleh bwk keja balik umah? ... haaa.. nak menipu pun.. pepandai la nak pakai 'skrip'.. jgn jd bangang!!]

10. Changes in spending habits.

You can tell if your man is cheating if he is suddenly always broke. He’s broke because he is spending all of his money on the other woman. Watch as to whether he is paying with cash and making more frequent ATM withdrawals to cover his paper trail. Check any receipts, bills or stubs that you may have access to. [tang ni susah nak kesan if laki dia mmg kaya-raya mcm dato k.. heehee. melainkan laki dia ni yg keje kelas pertengahan... haaa.. bila dia manjang takda duit kena cepat bertindak ye timahhh]

Once you know if your man is cheating or not, make sure you have a plan of action that you will take after you accuse him. You need to decide whether it’s time for you to move on or whether this relationship may be worth a second chance. [bab yg ni selalunya isteri yg setia ada pulak 4 org anak... susah nak buat decision.. jadi makan hati je laaa tgk perangai laki yg tak sedar diri tu. melainkan si isteri yg lom ada anak, body pun vassss!! hah.. apa lagi, angkat kaki, selamat tinggal romeo ler...!! ]

pantun 2 kerat

dengarkan pantun dari abang sally...huhuuu...